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The Very Witching Time Of Night

Friday, October 30, 2009

Tis now the very witching time of night,

When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out

Contagion to this world.

- William Shakespeare

I’ve always loved horror stories. I had a memorable introduction to horror at the age of seven, when my father picked me up from Catholic school and somehow managed to slip me into a showing of The Exorcist. Several days later, after I stopped shaking, I found myself wondering why the movie had scared me so much more than those spooky grade-school story books floating around school in late October. William Peter Blatty had a lot more than man-eating school buses and ghostly gym teachers on his mind when he penned his masterpiece. I wanted to understand how his dark magic worked.

I was soon gobbling down chapters of Carrie, and asking astonished librarians to bring me Lovecraft books, because Stephen King had praised him. Every kid my age found a way to see Jaws when it became a worldwide phenomenon, but not many were hauling out the novel during fifth-grade lunch period. I enjoyed the stories, as what King fondly calls a “Gentle Reader,” but I was also studying the subject matter and technique, fascinated by the challenge of writing a book or filming a movie that could truly frighten people.

Fear is a remarkably subjective emotion. Ideas and situations that terrify some people are amusing to others. Everything fearful is at least mildly absurd, which is why some of the funniest moments in popular culture occur as tension-breaking comic relief during horror movies. Nothing is universally terrifying. Authors sometimes discover their personal demons don’t rattle the audience as much as they hoped. Many of Stephen King’s Gentle Readers have reached the end of It and been disappointed to learn the author is much more frightened of spiders than they are. You may know people who don’t find The Exorcist all that scary. I know brave men who will leave the room if they hear the theme song.

Some of the best horror stories are turbocharged by perfectly capturing the spirit of the times. John Carpenter’s Halloween was a splash of ice-cold water down the spine of families raised in the controlled comfort of 70s suburbia. The Exorcist combined the post-Vietnam quest for spiritual meaning with the fear of increasingly complex and menacing medical science – the scenes of baffled doctors doing horrible things to the little girl in sterile hospital rooms are a splash of modern needle-phobia gin, added to the vermouth horror of the ancient evil lurking within her. A generation of families emerged from Jaws filled with second thoughts about that weekend trip to the beach… and lingering anxiety over foolish public officials who refuse to see the severed limbs floating ashore, because it would spoil tourist season. The 70s ended with the exuberant fantasy of Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Star Wars and then Alien came along to remind them that extraterrestrial life might be interested in something besides friendly hand signals and five-note messages of peace.

Horror is a marvelously versatile genre. Its tales can be set in the modern era, or they can be period pieces. Horror stories can be woven from the fabric of epic fantasy, science fiction, or high adventure. Horror stories can be visceral and gory, or subtle and haunting – its toolbox includes both bloody knives and spiderwebs. The problem with the more brutal flavor of horror is that it quickly numbs the audience, particularly in films, where increasingly vivid special effects strangle the imagination of the audience.

Fear is the wellspring of imagination, the primal force that motivates us to wonder what lies beyond the edge of the firelight, or makes the strange noises rolling beneath a winter moon. Arthur Conan Doyle said, “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” The reverse is also true. Everything exciting contains at least a dash of fear, and great stories are rarely told about boring subjects. Even the mundane can become fascinating, with a dash of apprehension. The sight of a rubber ball bouncing down a stairwell in the sleeper classic The Changeling is more frightening than all the knife-wielding madmen of the slasher films.

The horror author has a unique challenge: his work may fail to engage the audience if it’s too effective. There’s a fine line beyond which a creepy tale becomes too unpleasant to enjoy. The “torture porn” craze of recent years often suffers from this problem. The more grisly forms of horror fiction are always on parole with the reader or viewer, deploying artistic merit or layers of deeper meaning to justify their most terrible passages… and hopefully avoiding the moment when the audience wonders why it should force itself to read any further, or watch any longer.

Short horror stories are a favorite pastime of mine. Horror stories are among the purest examples of short fiction. They have a very specific purpose: engage the audience just long enough to drop the hammer of a shocking twist or intense climax, and leave them with a satisfying chill. There is no room for dead weight in a great horror story, as digressions or indulgences can easily break the tension. It’s tough for a long novel to have a satisfying bummer ending – it’s frustrating to spend six hundred pages getting to know characters, then watch them all die or go insane at the end. The short story has no such limitations, and can stitch itself closed with giddy malevolence. Writing good short fiction in the horror genre is like solving a puzzle.

It has been my habit, for many years, to write a horror story on Halloween and send it to my friends. This year, I thought I would share my annual Halloween story with all of the new friends I’ve made through Hot Air. It has a little bit of violence and bloodshed, mostly implied, if that sort of thing troubles you.  The link below will open the story in Adobe Acrobat (PDF) format.

Happy Halloween!

Click here to read my Halloween story!

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What We Can Do

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Those who are concerned about the current state of affairs in our government often ask what they can do, to help set things right. I wish it were as simple as following a ten-step program to American renewal, but the task ahead is truly formidable, and it will not be solved by a simple formula. We’ve been heading toward a cliff for a long time – Obama is stepping on the gas, but our course was set long before he was born. Correcting the problem will ultimately require reforms, such as a flat tax or term limits, that can only be enacted by compelling the political class to act against its own interests. Let’s be honest about how difficult it will be to achieve those goals… but let’s not allow ourselves to be fooled into thinking it’s impossible, either.

The key to success lies with the voters. Bring enough of them on board, and politicians who wish to remain in office will follow. It’s good to keep the pressure on the GOP and its distressingly clueless leadership, but we can only kick in the doors to those smoke-filled rooms if we have millions of voters behind us. I believe we should insist on closed primaries – and when I say “closed,” I don’t mean Newt Gingrich and a couple of party bosses choosing a candidate over drinks at the local Ruth’s Chris. I don’t think either party was terribly happy with the results of the open primaries in 2008. I can’t see any sense in allowing anyone but Republicans to select Republican candidates, and likewise for the Democrats.

I think conservatives are doing exactly the right thing by backing Doug Hoffman in New York. I really hope he wins, because he would work with Republicans and bring conservative ideas into their discussions, and perhaps run as a Republican for re-election: a conservative anti-virus introduced into the Republican bloodstream. Third-party insurgencies can be the right strategy for individual races, but the overall goal for conservatives should be regaining control of the Republican Party. Maybe that will prove to be impossible, and a serious third-party movement inevitable, but I just don’t think we have time to nurture a third party from the grassroots up. If we completely give up on the Republicans, we’re no longer talking about saving America from sailing off a cliff… we’re talking about rescuing survivors from the burning wreckage.

Even if Hoffman loses, we should make sure the GOP learns the correct lesson from the dismal campaign of the Republican candidate. Every computer at RNC headquarters should be using that picture of Scozzafava fumbling around in a sea of Hoffman signs as their desktop wallpaper.

Conservatives can insist on effective leadership for the Republican Party. I must admit I’ve grown disenchanted with Michael Steele. He’s not an unmitigated disaster – he gave one really nice speech, about six months ago, so he’s a mitigated disaster. We need some disaster relief. Popular support can propel a better candidate into the position. I’d love to see someone like Fred Thompson in that chair.

Most of the work for conservatives lies at the grassroots, building popular support. Every conservative should understand that he is a teacher, explaining the essential truths of liberty to a populace that has been mis-educated and propagandized for most of their lives. It is a mistake to belittle these voters, or pronounce them hopeless. A poor education does not make people stupid. The hallmarks of a good teacher are knowledge, patience, confidence, and the ability to see things from the perspective of the audience. The key to changing the perspective of a massive population lies in understanding where their current perspective originates, and shattering the lens of false belief they view their government through.

It is, sadly, not enough to point out that much of what the Democrats are doing is blatantly unconstitutional – that argument has inherent power only with those already sympathetic to the Right. Too many moderate voters would reply that forcing people to live without health care, or allowing the Earth to be spoiled by greedy businessmen, because of an old piece of paper written by dead white guys in powdered wigs is ridiculous. We have to go deeper, and teach them what we already understand: that the wisdom of the Constitution is timeless, and a just republic cannot exist without limits to government power. Sympathetic goals don’t make petulant demands for the surrender of our liberties any less offensive. No problem facing our society is improved by collectivist policies that restrain our creative energy, and reduce our wealth.

Conservatives spend a great deal of time complaining, justifiably, about the biased media. The only way to change the media is to make it feel that it must change, to retain an audience. The growing influence of alternative outlets like Fox News is having that effect, but it’s not a rapid process. A major turning point was reached when President Obama tried to exclude Fox from a meeting with the “pay czar,” and the other major networks refused to go along. Every step conservatives take to enhance the success of alternative media is a step in the right direction. Still, we should understand that the media of 2010 and 2012 will be substantially the same as it is today.

We should insist on political leadership that understands how to work with that media, using their hunger for attention and spectacle to over-ride their biases. It can be done. The Blatant Beast is defeated by telling it a story it cannot help repeating. Republicans should also be constantly aware of their razor-thin margin for error, and never allow themselves to believe they can “get away” with something just because a Democrat did. Those TV cameras are the headlights of a speeding truck, and we should not be placing deer in front of them. If the 2012 nominee is someone other than Sarah Palin, they would do well to study her travails in 2008, and her triumphs in 2009 – a one-year black-belt program in media jiu-jutsu. Another example worth studying is Andrew Breitbart’s canny decision to deploy those ACORN videos one at a time, which has prevented the media from forgetting about the story, and forced them to fight a slowly losing battle to ignore it.

There is one other thing conservatives can work on immediately, a mighty task that brave pioneers in the school choice and home-schooling movement have already begun: take back education from the Left. This requires a different strategy from bringing the media around, because the education establishment is a virtual monopoly: enforced by State power, funded by mandatory taxes, and dominated by the most doctrinaire and politically powerful union in the world. The public education system will not change itself in response to “competition,” because it has the government to protect it from its failures. (Both Big Media and the State would very much like to arrange a similar system for the media.)

Parents can take back education by getting involved with it. Be active and outspoken at your local public school. Demand accountability for outrages like politicized curricula and cult-of-personality sing-alongs. Challenge the teachers, and teach your children to challenge the teachers. So many of the great victories, in the early battles to reclaim our children from the Left, began with a brave and confident student who refused to stop asking questions… and a teacher who refused to provide answers. Take your local school board elections seriously. Find out what they’re not teaching your kids about America’s history and government, and fill in the blanks. If you conclude your local schools are beyond redemption, be aware of the large, enthusiastic network of parents who can show you how to escape from them.

Conservatives have been doing a lot of things right lately. The presidency of Barack Obama is an opportunity to highlight liberalism’s century-long record of absolute failure, and the insane expense of giving it one more chance to fail again. The American voter does not need to hear bitter “told you so” recriminations, or snide reminders of how foolish they were to fall for this garbage in the first place. They need answers. We have them. The most important thing for all of us to do, right now, is share them.

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The Momentum of History

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The hotly-contested 2009 races, especially the three-way congressional special election in New York, are the distant thunder of the storm approaching in 2010. The 2010 elections are not merely about gaining temporary political advantage for the Republican Party. The task ahead for American voters is nothing less than reversing the momentum of history. This will not be an easy task… and it will not be simple.

There is no question that the momentum of history has swung to the left, ever since the days of Wilson and Roosevelt. The New Deal promise of modest taxation, to pay crucial benefits to the most desperate among the poor, became first a lie, then a joke. No one on the Left even bothers pretending their agenda consists of selfless dedication to the poor any longer. It’s all about desperate grabs for gigantic amounts of power over an increasingly impoverished and dominated middle class.

The madness of launching new trillion-dollar programs on top of a madly inflating deficit has become accepted as reasonable discourse. When Nancy Pelosi made her infamous comment that the constitutionality of individual health insurance mandates was not a “serious” question, she was committing a horrible offense against her office, but also providing an accurate description of the current atmosphere in Washington. We’re twenty years past the point where such an outrageous statement could even shift the tracks beneath the Crazy Train of her political career.

Many factors combined to bring us to this moment. One of the most important is the blend of pragmatism and romanticism which characterizes the moderate American voter. They are easily excited by heady talk of “change” and “new ideas,” but they don’t want to be swept up into ideological crusades, or suffer any of that “change” within their own lives. They don’t want to take risks with their jobs, or the financial future of their families, but they want to be told they’re part of a bold new initiative that’s changing the world.

The allure of New Deal liberalism does not lie in collective economics – most voters are not eager to view themselves as living off the government dole. The allure lies within collective morality. People love the idea of buying a slice of high-flying, big-spending government virtue for the low, low price of one little vote. After they cast that vote, they can go home and relax in front of the TV, while the latest out-of-control progressive spending program is quietly extracted from their paycheck… and their employers’ bank account. For many voters, the punitive class warfare of liberal politics is one of its benefits, not part of its cost.

The leftward drift of American politics has continued through decades of prosperity, and the occasional sour little puddle of Carter malaise, because it has been possible for the Left to play its game without causing sudden or radical damage to the middle class it hates. The quality of American life continued to improve, even as a few more freedoms were clipped away, or another gigantic spending program was broken into millions of pieces, and piled carefully on our shoulders. It’s no wonder that Barack Obama was able to sell people on “hope and change,” even though he’s never had an original thought in his life, and his domestic agenda is shrouded in dusty liberal cobwebs. His constituency loves to buy the same scratchy old record, year after year, as long as it comes with a flashy new album cover.

A truly transformational moment is upon us. The old game is over. The mad spending spree of 2009 has left America mortgaged to the hilt. The money is all gone. There are no more ways to pinch a few billion more out of the upper class, without destroying the middle class lifestyle. The Right has always been correct in its belief that tax-and-spend liberalism would not work. Every available dollar has been taxed and spent, and not one single problem the Left demanded the sacrifice of our wealth and freedom to address has been resolved. Not one of their programs has worked, and none of their cost estimates have been accurate, to within an order of magnitude. Tax-and-spend is over. The new coin of the realm will be control. A swarm of czars is already hard at work, minting these coins… and behind them, the momentum of history pushes a pendulum that has become a wrecking ball.

How do we reverse that terrible motion? We certainly won’t do it by slipping Dede Scozzafava into a district that was Doug Hoffman’s to win. We don’t have time for twenty-year “big-tent” strategies that promise a 60% chance of reversing 70% of the damage Barack Obama has done in nine months. We also cannot afford to let any more socialists walk away with elections, just to teach the clueless GOP, and errant American voters, another painful lesson. We don’t have enough blood left to endure those kinds of lessons.

I don’t think the answer lies in confronting Republican candidates with non-negotiable lists of positions they must vow to uphold. The problem with this approach is that it focuses too much energy on compelling politicians, instead of persuading voters. There are places where the GOP falls down so badly that a third-party candidate makes sense, but we should also keep in mind that the Republican Party has money and influence that can be very useful to the conservative cause, and we won’t get it by scowling at them and making throat-slitting gestures. The promising young conservative politicians of the moment combine a wonderful degree of confidence and determination with an affable, welcoming style. Doug Hoffman doesn’t seem interested in burning the Republican house to the ground, despite the party’s many offenses against him. The energetic captain of the Millennium Palin doesn’t waste a lot of time talking about who she’d like to shove out the airlock.

If the Right can get the voters on board, most of the squishier politicians will begin sliding to starboard. The voters can be reached. A review of recent polls, the soaring ratings of Fox News, and the popularity of outspoken critics of the Left, such as Glenn Beck, tells us that people know something is terribly wrong. They don’t see the Democrats’ diagnoses as accurate, or their solutions as effective. They’re waiting to hear a coherent explanation from the political leadership of the opposition. It’s not enough to give Americans someone to applaud… they need someone to vote for.

How do you reverse the momentum of history? You can’t do it by eking out a narrow win in a few congressional races, or even the presidency. You need the help of the American people, who have the power to correct much that is wrong with their country, very quickly… if they choose to use it. They should understand that inertia will guarantee the destruction of their lifestyle, as the economic doomsday machines cranked into high gear by Barack Obama complete terrible programs written seventy years ago.  The days of purchasing easy grace, by supporting an avalanche of clever little spending programs funded by invisible taxes and antiseptic deficit spending, are over. The people who brought our country to this perilous hour must be stripped of the authority to decide what options are unthinkable, and which beliefs are mandatory.

The leader who emerges from the crucible of 2010, and begins the race for 2012, will be someone who relishes a job that is neither easy, nor simple.

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Rogue Stars Rising

Friday, October 23, 2009

Two stories are unfolding out in the 23rd Congressional District of New York. In the foreground, we have the three-way contest between hapless Republican Dede Scozzafava, upstart Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman, and some generic Democrat whose name no one can remember. This race is a microcosm of our strange politics, which have become like a speeding car with jammed door locks, cut brake lines, a dead steering wheel, and air vents that pump nitrous oxide. Everyone is dimly aware the country is heading for the edge of a cliff, but no one can muster the energy to search for alternatives.

The President took time away from his losing wars against Fox News, the Taliban, and economic reality to endorse the Democrat, who would doubtless prove a useful ally in the only war Obama is winning: the war on the American middle class. He probably should have endorsed Scozzafava instead. She’d only be marginally less useful to him – does anyone see her leaping to the well of Congress and declaring her iron-willed opposition to ObamaCare in all its forms? Does anyone have difficulty imagining her sudden decision to support a bill that will address her “concerns” while guaranteeing “affordable access to insurance” for the twenty, thirty, or forty-seven million Americans, legal and otherwise, who will surely die without a government health plan?

At least Obama would have been doing something interesting and unpredictable by endorsing Scozzafava. She clearly shares his views on the use of state power to suppress annoying journalists. Instead, he flew into the district to cough up some more empty rhetoric nobody will remember tomorrow, on behalf of a candidate no one cares about, but who stands a good chance of winning by default.

The other story, playing out in the background, is the second act of one political saga beginning, even as another draws to a close. The rising star of Sarah Palin passes over the melancholy ruins of Newt Gingrich, who spent the last of his credibility endorsing Scozzafava. The Republican Party of Gingrich dies, unloved and irrelevant. Something else is replacing it. The new opposition party is not guaranteed of victory – such guarantees are issued to no one. Palin may never choose to campaign for an office beneath its banner, but she’s an integral part of its identity. She’ll certainly never be a governor, or anyone’s vice presidential candidate, again. For the Republicans, it will never be 1996 or 2006 again. There’s no more room for school-lunch debacles, government shutdown miscalculations, Trent Lott, George Allen, Mark Foley… or Newt Gingrich.

It pains me to say this about Gingrich. He accomplished some amazing things, in the mid-90s. He’s a smart man who has offered some interesting ideas, in his second life as a conservative intellectual. The problem is that Newt is a political tactician, and in the final stages of a losing war against collectivist ruin, the time has come to focus on grand strategy, rather than tactics. The second decade of this century will be an existential war for the American soul, not a police action.

Gingrich is always thinking about the tactics of the moment, trying to win on points that will never be awarded fairly. He spent far too much of his time as Speaker of the House shouting in vain for media referees to throw penalty flags that remained stuffed in their pockets. Meanwhile, the political battlefront has shifted into the fatal terrain of essential liberties and economic freedom. This is the time for courage, conviction, and bold action… not whining about “big tents,” while pushing a product of the Pataki machine with a Margaret Sanger award dangling around her neck. A Republican party that embraces Scozzafava over Hoffman isn’t a “tent.” It’s not even a lean-to.

The most urgent task for conservatives is building a logical, consistent vision to place before the voters. They’re looking for a comprehensive explanation of why Democrat policies are wrong. They can see Obama’s failures all around them, but in the absence of a compelling narrative from the opposition party, they’re likely to conclude those failures were inevitable, and learn to accept them. If no one presents a coherent alternative to socialism, it wins by default, because too much of the political and media culture desires it. We’ve already tumbled far past the point where anyone views the Constitution as even a speed bump, let alone a barrier to socialist ambition. The principles embodied in that incredible document will perish, if they are not respected, explained, and defended.

A party that supports Scozzafava over Hoffman cannot mount that defense. They can’t run candidates to the left of the Democrats, then expect a spellbound audience when they explain why the Democrats are wrong. This is not a question of rigid idealism, or remaining a “perfect minority.” The voters, including the fabled “moderates,” need to be persuaded, not pandered to. Running a liberal squish in a largely conservative district will not cause moderate voters to squeal with excitement over the billowing expanse of the GOP’s enormous tent, and rush to see what other wonders might be hidden inside.

In her endorsement of Doug Hoffman, Sarah Palin said:

Our nation is at a crossroads, and this is once again a “time for choosing.”

The federal government borrows, spends, and prints too much money, while our national debt hits a record high. Government is growing while the private sector is shrinking, and unemployment is on the rise. Doug Hoffman is committed to ending the reckless spending in Washington, D.C. and the massive increase in the size and scope of the federal government. He is also fully committed to supporting our men and women in uniform as they seek to honorably complete their missions overseas.

And best of all, Doug Hoffman has not been anointed by any political machine.

Doug Hoffman stands for the principles that all Republicans should share: smaller government, lower taxes, strong national defense, and a commitment to individual liberty.

She’s clever to throw in that jab at political machines. Dede Scozzafava rolled off the conveyor belt of such a machine, to stand blinking in confusion outside Hoffman’s headquarters, drowning in a sea of his campaign posters as she babbled about how she finally wanted to debate him. Voters impressed by political machines will be unable to tear their eyes from the stupendous contraption of media wiring and corrupt money that grows from Barack Obama. Those who are still capable of independent thought need to hear Palin battle cries, not Gingrich apologies.

The GOP is doomed if it holds the course Newt Gingrich set for it, in the waning days of his troubled tenure as Speaker of the House. It should set a new course, following the rogue stars rising to starboard. Palin and Hoffman are among the first of those stars. She’s taking a risk by endorsing him, since her detractors would savor his defeat. That’s good. America needs risk-takers, not undertakers. Newt Gingrich conceded far too many defeats before the race in New York-23 had even begun, by settling for a candidate he could live with, instead of backing the one New York – and America – really needs.

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The Myth of Price Controls

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ed Morrissey did a first-class job of schooling Democrats on the difference between price and costs this morning, in the course of demolishing their reliance on price controls to cut “costs” under the ObamaCare plan. Price is not the same thing as cost, and as Ed reminds us, the Nixon Administration’s love affair with price controls succeeded primarily in ruining the unfortunate industries subjected to them. If it costs you $100 to produce something, and the government tells you the maximum price you can charge is $99, your business model is doomed. After all, private industries can’t make up for shortfalls by raising taxes or irresponsible deficit spending, as the government does.

My own view of price controls is even dimmer, because I maintain the entire concept is a fraud. The government cannot “control” the price of anything.

Most of us took some basic economics in high school or college, sandwiched between the sex education classes, environmentalist sermons, and lectures on the racist imperialism of American history. The part of Econ 101 that sticks in the mind of the average student is the law of supply and demand. Price sits at the intersection of supply and demand. If demand increases, but supply remains constant, the price will rise. This is how the market distributes a limited supply of a highly desirable product, such as health care.

Competition brings price down by increasing supply. In the case of health care, price could be most effectively reduced by increasing the supply of doctors and other medical resources, along with encouraging robust competition between medical organizations and health insurance companies. Reforms such as allowing insurance companies to compete across state lines would naturally enhance competition.

Price is also iinfluenced by cost – every business needs to cover its costs before it can make a profit. Tort reform and similar measures would bring price down by making it possible for competitive insurance companies to charge less without compromising their profits. More lively competition within a market causes price to respond more quickly when costs are reduced, because every business is eager to attract more customers by undercutting its competitors.

The fundamental error of socialist economics – the one lesson they adamantly refuse to learn – is the absolute reality of the law of supply and demand. It is not simply one way of allocating resources, to be discarded in favor of more “compassionate” or “socially aware” systems. It is a law, written in iron, silver, and sweat.

Government can distort price, but it can never control it. Control implies precision, with results that bear some resemblance to objectives. No exercise in “price controls” anywhere on Earth, in all of history, could be fairly described this way. When the government tries to push prices around, it squashes that perfect “X” of supply and demand, or pulls it like taffy. Supply decreases, or demand skyrockets. Government power can never change price without twisting the rest of the economic equation out of shape.

Most forms of government intervention simply force other people to pay the price, without really changing it. Nothing is more expensive than “free” single-payer government health care – it extracts huge payments from a relatively small group of heavily burdened taxpayers, and creates a dependency class which receives benefits in excess of the minor taxes they pay into the system. This inevitably causes the overall price to increase, because it hinders competition. Consumers have little incentive to do comparison shopping when someone else is paying the bills, and the total amount of those bills is hidden within massive tax payments to fund a huge government with thousands of functions. Reckless deficit spending does the same thing, except the heavily burdened taxpayers are currently in kindergarten, unable to protest the quicksand of inflated dollars we are mixing for them.

Even if consumers wanted to comparison shop, they would have little ability to do so, since the government controls the market by paying the bills – and it reacts violently to any attempt by consumers to resist its authority. Consider the fines and jail terms built into the Democrats’ health care proposals, for those who refuse to purchase government -approved health insurance. This kind of price shifting, and the baffling complexity of the system hiding true prices from consumers, has already inflated both the cost and price of health care – and it will get much worse, if the country is foolish enough to accept any version of the Obama health care proposals.

Rising costs and fixed prices equal reduced profits, which in turn will reduce supply. Who will be eager to invest heroic efforts in a system with restricted compensation, or compete for a few droplets from anemic profit margins? Even as Obama feeds Americans an endless stream of lies about how they’ll be able to keep their own health insurance under his plan, the more candid Democrats tell friendly audiences that the “public option” is expressly designed to destroy private health insurance… and it will. It’s easy to set a price no private industry can compete with, if you can paper over your losses with billions of tax dollars.

When the government starts jerking prices around, there are only two ways to stretch economic reality to fit: inflate supply by reducing quality, or limit demand through rationing. That’s why anyone foolish enough to believe in the myth of price controls is doomed to a long wait in an understaffed office, before bored government clerks usher them in for review by the death panels.

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Knowledge Is Freedom

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Today we learned the astonishing story of the Justice Department’s intervention in Kinston, North Carolina, where voters had decided to dispense with party affiliation for local candidates. The DOJ ruled that party affiliation was necessary because black voters could only select their “candidates of choice” if those candidates were clearly labeled as Democrats, and that Kinston’s white voters would only vote for a black candidate if they knew he was a Democrat.

To call this outrageous on several levels is like saying “The Exorcist” is a somewhat disturbing movie. The highly politicized Justice Department can be criticized for its meddling in local election laws, but it’s hard to argue with the fundamental accuracy of their assessment. I have no doubt that both white and black liberal voters in Kinston would have trouble picking out the Democrats to vote for, if they weren’t clearly identified with a letter “D” after their names.

What percentage of the voters in any district have carefully studied their candidates’ positions on all of the issues? For that matter, how many voters understand the issues well enough to evaluate those positions? How many voters make the effort to cut through the filter of a heavily biased media to gain a complete understanding? When the issues are inflated to the scale of immense federal programs, with wildly unpredictable results, such a full understanding might be virtually impossible, at least for someone with a day job.

Even gaining encyclopedic knowledge of the issues would not make voting a matter of simple logic and sound judgment. Politicians naturally tend to change their positions in response to shifts in public opinion… assuming, of course, they were honest about those positions to begin with. We often speak of electing a politician to do something, as though the voters were hiring an employee, but in reality the political class is working for tomorrow’s voters. They’re much more concerned with winning the support of those who can re-elect them… rather than the largely powerless bunch that elected them in the first place, and now have little influence outside of improbable recall threats.

If you’re lucky enough to have a candidate of absolute candor and loyalty - as honest as a penitent at the Pearly Gates and constant as the northern star - it’s still highly unlikely you’ll agree with all of their stands on the issues of the day. You’ll probably be choosing between someone who holds 60% of your beliefs, and someone who holds 30%. On the small scale of a town like Kinston, North Carolina, this type of compromise is manageable – you can forgive a city council candidate for their support of increased bridge tolls, if they promise to fund the new library your children desperately need. On a large scale, these compromises produce the cognitive dissonance that makes national politics seem insane. What if you’re passionately pro-life, and strongly opposed to socialized medicine, but only your pro-choice Congressional candidate agrees with you on the socialized medicine issue? The odds of your finding a candidate who represents most of your beliefs diminishes, as the ladder of political power is ascended.

The Department of Justice is probably correct about the political ignorance of Kinston’s voters, but their solution to the problem is horrendously wrong-headed. To follow the DOJ’s logic, even putting “D” or “R” beside the candidates’ names would not guarantee blacks and liberal whites would always choose the Democrat. Didn’t we learn in 2000 that crowded ballots confuse voters who scarcely bother to read them? Why doesn’t the Justice Department simply issue lists of Party-approved Democrat candidates to minority voters, and require only a thumb print to vote for the whole slate?

Voting is a civic duty that should be taken seriously, and exercised by informed citizens. The last thing we need is more mindless blocs of carefully tilled and harvested voters. What we need is decentralized power and less government control of our lives, allowing the electorate to cast meaningful votes on issues a working stiff has a fighting chance of understanding. Blind choice is not free choice.

Few of those casting ballots in the 2008 suspected their representatives would soon be attempting to pass a 1500-page health care bill that virtually no one on Earth has read in its entirety. A gigantic government can never be truly democratic (or, more precisely, republican) because the informed support and consent of the voters is impossible. Incomprehensible truth is as useless to free citizens as deliberate lies, and the two can be extremely difficult to tell apart. Few people make the effort to separate them. The Justice Department is only forcing Kinston to do what most of the country does anyway: check off all the Ds or Rs, then boast of how they voted against all the right people.

Knowledge is freedom. The command of a titanic government you don’t understand, diluted only by the periodic exercise of a vote that reflects your hopes more than your will, is inevitably tyrannical.

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Defending the Invincible

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Almost every column written in defense of Rush Limbaugh over the last few days, following the vicious campaign to slander him as a racist, has included a statement along the lines of “Rush is rich, powerful, intelligent, and articulate, so he can take care of himself, and he’ll be just fine.” I don’t mean to disparage the authors of these sentiments, but I must disagree. I know the most popular conservative broadcaster in America doesn’t need some anonymous guest-author on a blog to defend him, but I’m going to do it anyway, without the slightest reservation due to his wealth and power.

Much strife and misery has been visited on this country by the idea that the rights and prerogatives of the rich and successful are diminished by their fortunes… that we should feel no remorse about seizing their property, or insulting their honor, because they’ll still be comfortably rich at the end of the day. We have become much too relaxed about laughing off vile slander, because the target can nurse his wounded soul from the plush accommodations of a West Palm Beach mansion. Honor is as valuable to the millionaire as to the pauper.

I’ll probably never be part of a consortium that purchases a football team, but I understand what it means to watch a dream bleed to death. My hopes and ambitions may be smaller than Rush Limbaugh’s, but they have exactly the same value to me. Whether those dreams are carved from pixels, paper, or platinum, they are equally priceless. It requires only a drop of the moral imagination utterly lacking in the people who slandered Limbaugh to guess what it feels like, when a man whose life revolves around words and ideas sees his dreams boiled away by words he didn’t speak, and ideas he has never held.

The events of the past week were about more than simply thwarting Limbaugh’s desire to buy into a football team. There was the naked greed of parasites like Al Sharpton, desperate to maintain his relevance in a world that has wisely stripped him of the power to destroy a man’s life with a phony rape allegation, or launch murderous riots. There was the blind personal hatred of Limbaugh, by people who long ago tired of watching him rewrite their plans for the part of America that refuses to submit to them. And, of course, this was the latest offensive in a bitter war against the ideas that Limbaugh has long served, as their most cheerful and effective defender. Limbaugh’s enemies in that war are angry because they’re frightened. They’re frightened because all of their estimates and projections said they should have been able to claim victory by now.

Backed up against the wall, and forced to admit the most damaging quotes used against Limbaugh were forgeries, his accusers are left stammering that he’s simply too “divisive” to be involved with ownership of an NFL team. What a bleak example of the totalitarian mindset! If you disagree with the approved ideas distributed by the collective, you’re “divisive” and unfit for membership in polite society. I suppose Limbaugh is saturated with divisiveness particles, whose half-life will extend for decades, but the warning to others is clear: rid yourselves of those “divisive” ideas and get with the program.

Perhaps the President could direct one of his many czars to prepare a list of certified “divisive” positions, and which aspects of society are closed to offenders. It would save people like David Checketts, the investor seeking to purchase the Rams, the time he wasted inviting Limbaugh to join his consortium. Imagine how much more convenient it would have been for Checketts, if he could have pulled up a handy whitehouse.gov web page and learned Rush was too divisive to be minority owner of a football team! The Homeland Security spectrum of terrorist alert levels could be used to measure divisiveness ratings. I’d be willing to give them an email address, so the system could send me a warning message when I approach Level Orange. What do you suppose the divisiveness rating for someone like Jeremiah Wright would be? He built a tidy personal fortune from his Ministry of Hate – would he be allowed to buy a stake in an NFL team?

Only the most gullible dupes, and people who rely on CNN for “news”, seriously think Rush Limbaugh is a racist. The dishonesty and cynicism behind dimwitted assertions that he wanted to buy an NFL team to role-play the life of a plantation owner is breathtaking. His accusers don’t really think he harbors some elusive racist demon, which he suppresses just long enough to become friends with Walter Williams, Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, and Tony Dungy. The people who read this crap should be at least as angry over the insult to their intelligence as Limbaugh is about the insult to his honor. This kind of weapons-grade stupidity is one of the things America can no longer afford.

Limbaugh’s accusers want him burned at the stake for the crime of effective conservatism, not the racism they were so eager to lie about last week. The American public should think long and hard about which side of this ideological struggle should be on trial. Rush Limbaugh’s ideas did not produce a titanic deficit, double-digit unemployment, and global adversaries who can barely stop laughing at our President long enough to pretend they respect him. His ideas did not put disciples of Saul Alinsky, Chairman Mao, and Alex Jones in positions of power. His words are not deployed to conceal hundreds of billions in stolen “stimulus” money, thousand-page Mad Lib bills riddled with blank paragraphs, and massive offenses against individual liberty. His EIB Network endorses $1500 Sleep Number beds, not “saved or created” jobs costing half a million bucks apiece. Unlike the “Hope and Change” Administration, he doesn’t spend his three hours on the radio each weekday listing all the things you will no longer be allowed to do. He is the champion of ideas so powerful that his enemies fear the merest taste of them.

Rush Limbaugh has raised his voice in defense of freedom countless times over the years. I’m happy to exercise my freedom to raise my voice in defense of him. I invite you to do the same. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t “need” it. He deserves it. All of us do. There is little we can do to reverse the injustice of the St. Louis Rams affair, but we can make it up to Rush by giving him the chance to deliver a hell of a show on the day after Election Day, next year. If CNN is foolish enough to continue employing cretins like Rick Sanchez by then, all of them should be turning in a very enjoyable performance on that day, as well.

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The Blatant Beast

Friday, October 16, 2009

In the 16th-century epic poem The Faerie Queene, Edmund Spenser writes of a monster called the Blatant Beast. which had “a thousand tongues of every kind and quality”, which “poured forth abuse, not caring where or when… speaking hateful things of good and bad alike, of high and low, not even sparing kings or kaisers, but either blotting them with infamy or biting them with baneful teeth.” In one of my favorite books, The Compleat Enchanter by Fletcher Pratt and L. Sprague deCamp, a pair of modern-day psychologists discover a method for traveling to the worlds of fantasy and literature. When they visit the world of the Faerie Queene, they encounter the Blatant Beast, who demands they tell him a story he hasn’t heard before, in exchange for their lives. The hero of the story responds by reciting an extremely bawdy limerick, the “Ballad of Eskimo Nell,” embarrassing the Beast so much that it slinks off in defeat with its ears burning.

The mainstream media is the modern incarnation of the Blatant Beast, and its defeat calls for the same strategy by conservatives: tell it a story it can’t ignore, then hit it with a punchline it can’t help repeating. Like the Blatant Beast, the media does have a certain capacity for shame… because nothing bothers professional “journalists” more than amateurs besting them at the sacred ritual of reporting news.

The media beast is wounded, but still powerful. It’s hard to measure the full extent of its influence, although it seems to have diminished somewhat with the rise of alternative media, including talk radio and the Internet. The modern style of agenda journalism dates at least as far back as Walter Cronkite and the Tet Offensive, but I’ve always thought it mutated into the form we recognize today during the 1992 elections. The media may have climbed into the tank for Obama to an unprecedented degree, but in ’92 it was driving an armored fighting vehicle for Clinton. 60 Minutes openly provided cover for his infidelity, helping to bury the Gennifer Flowers story. The press was happy to provide all sorts of assistance to the Clinton campaign, including assistance for the ridiculous “worst economy in the last 50 years” campaign slogan, and warping Bush’s polite question about a grocery store bar code scanner into a heavy-handed theme about how “out of touch” he was.

These tactics were effective, in large measure, because Bush allowed them to be. He never got the hang of working around the media. Like Bob Dole and John McCain after him, he seemed trapped in a perpetual state of surprise about how unfairly he was being treated, and spent his re-election campaign waiting for a sympathetic wave of public outrage that never came.

Of course, Bush was working against the real pressure of economic turbulence, and the general public perception that incumbent Presidents – unlike incumbent members of Congress – are responsible for everything bad that happens during their term. If this tempts you to discount the influence of partisan journalists, try to imagine Barack Obama being held to the same standard during his re-election campaign in 2012. It’s likely that he’ll be running under the cloud of an economy at least as bad as the elder Bush’s was, and possibly much worse… but the media will never hang it around his neck, as they did with Bush. The economy of a huge industrialized nation is a complex affair, and you can be sure every possible benefit of the doubt will be given to Obama.

The media’s power to influence the public is not limitless, as we saw during the 2004 election. The wounds of Rathergate run deeper than many journalists like to admit. The 2004 media strove mightily to drag John Kerry across the finish line, but they couldn’t quite pull it off. Kerry’s thudding lack of charisma, and the transparent cynicism of his war-hero routine, were part of the reason, but it was fascinating to watch the media try to work around them. They seemed perplexed over their inability to discredit the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth by repeatedly calling them “the discredited Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.” Dan Rather still doesn’t understand what happened to him.

The media’s credibility has continued to bleed steadily away. It would be a mistake to believe them powerless, or on the verge of re-discovering the honor of honest, unbiased journalism. No matter how popular a blog like Hot Air becomes, it will never be broadcast in hundreds of airport terminals to a captive audience of weary travelers, like CNN. The newsstands will always contain a sea of conventionally liberal publications, with a few National Reviews and Weekly Standards peeking out.

The media effort to secure the re-election of the Nobel Prize-winning First Black President will be ferocious. The MSM’s control over the popular culture is still formidable – just look at what happened to Rush Limbaugh this week, as media outlets ran with ridiculous fake quotes posted by a few leftist bloggers, and hammered the man’s reputation hard enough to eliminate his position in the group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams. Rush has a vast audience, and simple common sense would tell anyone who isn’t part of that audience that he could never have gotten away with making the statements attributed to him. The actual rape hoax perpetrated by a vile creature like Al Sharpton is held against him far less than non-existent “racist” comments were held against Limbaugh.

Still, the media will pay a price for the “successful” campaign against Limbaugh. It will never take the form of huge masses of people swearing off the New York Times and CNN all at once. It happens a little bit at a time. The Blatant Beast dies from many small wounds that bleed slowly. This week, all across the country, a number of people watched the Limbaugh debacle and decided they just don’t trust the mainstream media any more, joining the people who reached that conclusion during the savaging of Sarah Palin, the unraveling of the global-warming hoax, and many other incidents, large and small.

The successful conservative candidates of 2010 and 2012 will learn how to speak to these people. More importantly, they will learn how to use their time in the spotlight to speak past the media gatekeepers, with memorable words and powerful ideas that haunt the imaginations of voters. We won’t find these candidates by looking for people the media supposedly likes, or approves of. The press liked John McCain more than any other Republican candidate of the modern era, and he’d barely clinched the nomination before the first trumped-up story of a supposed affair with a staffer began floating through mediaspace. The search for a Galahad candidate, of such noble purity that the mainstream media is awed and humbled into giving him a fair shake, is futile. If the press can’t find something real to work with, they’ll cruise the lefty web sites until they find a juicy lie they can use. If there aren’t already blogs full of imaginary “racist” comments from Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and every other potential Republican candidate, there will be.

Conservative candidates can’t keep the Blatant Beast from blotting them with infamy, or biting them with baneful teeth. They can make sure the voters see them battling with with skill and grace, and leave the Beast’s ears burning with a few white-hot words it can’t help repeating to everyone it meets.

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A Question Of Faith

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Suppose a billionaire, with extensive investments in health insurance, medical equipment, and pharmaceuticals, purchases some television time to make America a proposal: pay him five hundred billion dollars, and he will provide every American citizen with health insurance. His plan is still under development by a brilliant team of experts, working in seclusion, but he asks us not to worry about the details – he guarantees he can deliver what he promises, with no danger of cost overruns. His proposed contract with the government includes incentives for exceeding quality expectations, along with penalties for poor performance, and the government would have the right to cancel the contract at any time.

Participation in his plan would be voluntary, as the billionaire assures us we could keep our existing health insurance, if we prefer. He points out that since much of his fortune comes from medical technology and pharmaceuticals, he has every incentive to keep his end of the bargain and deliver on his promises. He certainly wouldn’t want to destroy the medical industry that makes him wealthy!

What do you imagine the reaction to this astonishing offer would be? I would expect a tidal wave of ridicule and outrage. A $500 billion contract would make this wealthy businessman’s operation bigger than Microsoft, which has about $50 billion in annual sales worldwide. What obscene profits this guy would collect! And how could we possibly trust some smooth-talking, greedy billionaire with our health care… especially when he says the details are still being hammered out behind closed doors? What about the massive conflicts of interest he would have, since he’s already heavily invested in the medical industry? What the heck does some high-rolling entrepreneur know about medicine, anyway? He’s not even a doctor!

You might have guessed what I’m going to say next: it’s equally absurd to place that kind of trust in a gang of politicians. I would go even further than that. It’s more absurd to trust the politicians. We’d be far better off trusting the billionaire.

Are you worried about the size of a business operation opening its doors with a $500 billion contract? That’s nothing compared to the scale of the federal government, which has a budget of $3.6 trillion for 2009. The health care plan which cleared the Senate Finance Committee anticipates costs of nearly $900 billion, and government plans never come in for anywhere near their projected cost. If the government says it needs $900 billion, it will probably need at least triple that much, by the time all is said and done.. I’m more inclined to trust a proposal from a private company, especially if there are incentives for them to honor it. By contrast, the worst thing Congress has to worry about is a 5% dip in their 90% incumbency re-election rate.

What kind of people would our billionaire put in charge of that gigantic health care plan? Do you think he might choose a tax cheat, a 9/11 Troofer moron, or someone cozy with the North American Man-Boy Love Association, as President Obama has done with previous cabinet positions and czars? What percentage of large private corporations have hiring practices as lousy as this Administration?

Our billionaire’s conflicts of interest are no greater than those facing Congress. The medical industry includes operations in many states and districts. Unions and other special-interest groups have enormous influence with the political class. Very few members of Congress have a medical background. What makes them any more immune to conflicts of interest, or any more knowledgeable about medicine, than a business tycoon?

Do you recoil from the idea of a billionaire raking in huge profits from this health-care contract? You must realize that corrupt Congressmen, and members of this Administration, accumulate fantastic personal fortunes during their time in office. People like Barney Frank and Chris Dodd made millions while they set the subprime crisis in motion. They defended Fannie Mae for ideological reasons, but also because it was a major cash cow. Anyone who retains a shred of belief in the superior virtue of politicians is well-advised to read Michelle Malkin’s Culture of Corruption. Those politicians are no less greedy than the most rapacious capitalist – they’re just more sanctimonious, and less efficient. Their lust for power equals, or exceeds, their financial greed. The pursuit of dollars never causes as much damage as the hunger for pages from the history books.

Some would be horrified at the prospect of gambling our health care with an eccentric businessman. The truth is that private enterprise is always less of a gamble than government programs, because it’s much easier to control or terminate a private contract. Government programs are eternal – even the worst of them are extremely difficult to kill. It’s hard enough to simply reduce their budgets… in fact, it can be brutally difficult to reduce the rate of increase in their budgets. I’ve always found it absurd when liberals present private-sector plans as “risky schemes,” when Big Government is the real gamble, and you’re chained to the card table while it deals busted flushes.

The difference in popular reaction to the hypothetical billionaire’s proposal, versus the reality of the government’s ambitions to take over the health-insurance industry, comes down to a question of faith. Much of the American population retains a remarkable degree of faith in the good intentions and benevolence of politicians, in defiance of the long track record of corruption and utter failure for big government programs. Perhaps some of this is due to an emotional confusion between the country and its government, as if losing faith in Congress or the White House would be equivalent to losing faith in America.

The benefit of the doubt given to politicians is a dangerous superstition. When the government exceeds its essential duties, and begins taking control of industries, the referees are leaping onto the field and tackling the players. In fact, they’re taking the players down at gunpoint. The government demands you take a great deal on faith – far more than even the most eccentric businessman. The most unrealistic part of our health care thought experiment is the idea that we’d be expected to let the billionaire’s people write their health-care plan behind closed doors, without worrying our little heads about the details. No contractor would pitch the biggest bid of his life with such ridiculous expectations… but that is exactly what President Obama and the Democrats expect from you. In fact, they demand it.

You might object that our hypothetical health-care mogul could turn out to be a fool, or a crook. He might rack up tremendous cost over-runs, discovering that his $500 billion bid was far too low… and the government might tear open that cushion full of tax dollars, and begin stuffing more billions into his hands. You’d be wise to express those concerns. I would suggest the only reliable way to address them is to place your trust in neither politicians nor billionaires, and demand the right to control your own health insurance. Make providers fight for your business, let the markets keep them efficient, insist the government keep them honest, and spare yourself the trillion-dollar betrayal of a faith you should never allow anyone to require from you.

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Moderate Poison

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Commenting on the idea of General David Petraeus as the only potential presidential candidate who could unite the Republican party, Allahpundit says:

Among the major Republican candidates, the only one who truly excites the base is Palin, yet she’s sufficiently poisonous to moderates at the moment that Bob McDonnell won’t even take her up on her offer to campaign for him in Virginia while sitting on a nine-point lead. 

I’m sure Petraeus would receive an eager and respectful hearing from both Republican and independent voters, if he decided to pursue a career in politics. (Democrats would haul those disgraceful “General Betray Us” signs out of storage, and begin inventing imaginary racist quotes they could post online, citing each other as reliable sources.) I find the classification of Palin as “poisonous to moderates” debatable, however.

Allahpundit didn’t pull this description out of thin air – various polls show her doing much better among conservatives than moderates, and of course liberals hate her the way that creepy little kid and long-haired girl in “The Grudge” hated anyone who came into their haunted house. A recent Pew Research poll gives Palin a 62% approval rating among moderate Republicans, which is a little north of poisonous, but far below her 85% rating with conservatives.

Opinions among the broader electorate are harder to judge, especially when we’re less than a year into the current president’s term… and discussing a private citizen, who last expressed her feelings about elective politics by starting a Facebook page, and racking up 925,000 supporters. She has some work to do with independent and moderately liberal voters, but there’s no reason to declare her task impossible in advance. Note that Allahpundit astutely qualifies his toxicology report by saying she’s “poisonous to moderates at the moment.” Things change in the world of politics, sometimes very abruptly.

Why should Palin be such a hard sell for moderate voters? After all, she was tapped as a running mate by the most moderate moderate to ever moderate his way to a crushing electoral defeat, John McCain. She’s clearly much more conservative than he is, but are we supposed to believe the people who adore McCain’s maverick centrism will completely disregard his… shall we say… moderate endorsement of Palin, and treat her like a radioactive wolverine? What did she ever say, or do, to send these enlightened, open-minded moderates stampeding for the hills? Her style isn’t “divisive” or confrontational, unless we are meant to conclude that strong criticism of the radical Barack Obama automatically infuriates middle-of-the-road types… in which case they seem more like a herd of sheep than a wise company of level-headed independents. All of the superficial reasons cited for Palin’s alleged inability to connect with moderate voters are exactly the kind of trivia they’re supposedly able to think beyond.

When we speak of moderates, there are really three distinct groups under discussion: liberal Republicans, conservative Democrats, and true independents. The truly independent voter should, I think, be strongly disposed to reject an incumbent for poor performance. Someone who could vote for Bush in 2004, then Obama in 2008, should be extraordinarily eager to hear new ideas, when the current occupant of the Oval Office clearly isn’t taking care of business. Conservative Democrats should be less than eager to re-elect a leftist radical, especially since he seems keen on turning the Reagan Democrat states into economic disaster areas.

Liberal Republicans would actually be the hardest of the three moderate groups for a serious conservative to win over, given their long-standing distaste for the right wing of their own party, but they might be willing to jump onto a campaign headed for victory. They were certainly quick to bail out of the Straight Talk Express, despite their ostensible love for John McCain. If Sarah Palin ran against Obama and looked like a winner in the last months of the campaign, she shouldn’t be surprised to see some fawning op-eds from people like Peggy Noonan, as they suddenly discover a luminous aura of energy and charisma around her. That’s what courtiers do. “Moderation” can dissolve in the frantic scramble for relevance. Anyone who could swoon over the “superior judgment” of the guy who filled his administration with tax cheats, 9/11 conspiracy morons, and NAMBLA supporters will have no trouble revising their opinion of the “seemingly very nice middle-class girl,” if she’s up six points over Obama in the October 2012 polls.

How does Sarah Palin improve her standing among moderates? By talking to them. A true moderate can hardly define themselves through stubborn closed-mindedness. Palin’s book sales suggest people are interested in hearing what she has to say. Her writing and speeches show that she’s gotten better at saying it. Of course, not having to shamble along with the zombies of the McCain campaign helps with that. Everything I’ve seen of Palin since the end of the 2008 campaign is remarkably consistent with the performance that brought the house down at the Republican National Convention. That speech was intoxicating, not poisonous.

People sincerely interested in hearing both sides of the political argument aren’t going to judge Palin by a comedy skit, or Katie Couric interview, from four years ago. It doesn’t mean they’ll stack copies of Going Rogue into a giant pyramid, like Xerxes’ seat from 300, and carry her into Washington on their backs… but at this point, it’s equally ridiculous to say that she doesn’t have a fighting chance with them, if she wants to take it. There certainly isn’t anything “moderate” about the man she would be running against.

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